A Book in which Only The Most Drastic Measures are Taken

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1. Attack on Home Base

My name is Jenny McKinley. I am only a sixteen-year-old girl, but I am a part of a secret society known as the Guilt Trip. Awesome name, right? Well, that's our goal. We're trying to guilt trip the government into releasing certain prisoners. Who are those prisoners and what are they imprisoned for? Well... that's a completely different, and very long story. We'll get into that later. 

Anyway, right now, we're in the midst of a crisis, so... let's move on. 

"Jenny!" Eric yells at me. 

"What, Eric?" I shout back. 

"You're needed over here!" panic fills Eric's voice. 

"I'm kind of busy over here!" I bellow at him. 

It's true. I'm currently using my tech skills and amazing brain to try and lock our secret plans in a secret, underground vault that only Eric and I know the location of. Not even our leader, Paige, knows about it. And that's been a real cause of strain on our relationship... 

Oh, yeah, Paige is my best friend. Did I forget to mention that? Oh well, now you know. 

Speaking of things you know... I'm assuming you want to know why we're all panicked, and hiding away our things, and in the midst of a crisis? Yes, well, our... club, for lack of a better word, is maybe, sort of, kinda, a little bit, illegal. So the government is now attacking us. Fantastic way to spend a weekend, don't you think? 

Eric is trying to barricade the door, trying to keep the government officials out. Needless to say, he is failing, and in great need of my brains. 

"Can you hurry it up, then?" Eric hollers. 

"DO YOU WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO GET AHOLD OF OUR SUPER-SECRET, CONFIDENTIAL, POTENTIALLY INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS PLANS TO OVERTHROW THEM?" I roar. 

"Er, no..." Eric says 

"THEN SHUT UP! YOU DO YOUR THING AND LET ME DO MINE!" I bellow. 

Of course, this is always when the government would smash down the door, see either Eric or myself, take one of us prisoner, and then try to torture the information out of us. Now, since this story is not a cliche-bender, that is exactly what happens. 

The government, The Capitalistic Effect, bursts through the door. How they got through a foot of solid steel, plus a bunch of random stuff Eric was barricading against it, I will never know. But anyway, they burst through, and they go for me. Eric, being the idiot that he is, throws himself in front of me, and the Effect grabs him, locks me in, and leaves. 

Now, I'm not one of those princessy little T.V. girls who scream and cry all the time. So, instead of screaming his name and sobbing, I throw every curse word in the dictionary at them, as well as some I think I've invented. Of course, they pay me no heed, and leave with Eric anyway. 

Well, that's just fantastic. Now I've got to go get him back. 

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